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The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us

September 17 2014, 08:08 PM

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silvermender:

typette:

roachpatrol:

danythedragonqueen:

The official trailer for the New Zealand vampire comedy “What We Do in the Shadows, directed by Jemaine Clement & Taika Waititi, about three vampire flatmates coping with the modern world.

"Haha, ghost cup." 

I’M GOING TO WATCH THIS SO HARD. 

WE’RE WEREWOLVES NOT SWEARWOLVES

I LOST MY SHIT AT THE FLOATING HISS

September 17 2014, 07:21 PM

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tibets:

this is the 2nd time i’m reblogging this today because i laughed just as hard  as i did the 1st time i saw it

tibets:

this is the 2nd time i’m reblogging this today because i laughed just as hard  as i did the 1st time i saw it

September 15 2014, 11:52 AM

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After Ever After 2 - DISNEY PARODY

September 12 2014, 10:21 PM

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tiddiemeat420:

wait

because lifedoesn’t begin at conception.

tiddiemeat420:

wait

because lifedoesn’t begin at conception.

September 09 2014, 09:16 PM

sytycdfeelz:

tv-show-rants:

#43: “A Cool Cat in Town” (Quickstep) - Carly & Serge

I was so angry the week of this routine. I think this was the week when the So You Think You Can Dance fandom went rogue. This routine was obviously given to them in order to keep them out of the Top 10. I mean, when does a Quickstep ever do anyone any favors on this show?

The thing that makes me really angry that week though is that these two actually did this routine really well! I mean, none of the judges even had anything bad to say about this dance, if I remember correctly, which says a lot since neither of these two were in their style with this dance.

I really wish Carly would have made it to the Top 10 because she never really got to showcase her versatility with the 3 Contemporary numbers she got (what was up with that anyway?). As for Serge, I wasn’t too bummed that he didn’t make it to the Top 10. His Contemporary skills really needed a lot of work (I’ll get to that more when I get to one of their Contemporary routines) and his Hip-Hop was kind of weak. However, I don’t think that Casey to deserved to beat out either Serge or Teddy for that last boy slot in the Top 10.

Back to the routine. It was wonderful, it was danced very well, and that’s all there is to it.

So obsessed with this dance and SO PISSED about the outcome of this week. Complete bull.

September 08 2014, 10:58 PM

romanovan:

if anyone remembers the story that was making rounds a while back about a 19 year old discovering the solution to cleaning up the pacific garbage patch, that project launched a fundraider which now has 7 days to reach its goal.

September 08 2014, 09:51 PM

aconsultingdetective:

Legit Johnlock Scenes

John Watson is my husband now, in case you didn’t notice. We got married.

September 05 2014, 07:45 AM

8bit-aion:

theauthorman:

"Pssst, spidey, what’d you get for number seven?"
"Dude, shut up! I don’t wanna get in trouble!"
"I got Waterloo."
“This is a math test!”

are we not going to talk about the fact that deadpool is writing with scissors

8bit-aion:

theauthorman:

"Pssst, spidey, what’d you get for number seven?"

"Dude, shut up! I don’t wanna get in trouble!"

"I got Waterloo."

This is a math test!”

are we not going to talk about the fact that deadpool is writing with scissors

September 05 2014, 06:58 AM


The Mayfly Man is here today!

The Mayfly Man is here today!

September 05 2014, 06:12 AM

dancinbutterfly:

hereinlife13:

These are not mine but I wanted to bring them together!  

http://tohdaryl.tumblr.com/

I would read a novel about these two.

September 05 2014, 05:25 AM

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sexhaver:

juicyjacqulyn:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this

sexhaver:

juicyjacqulyn:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this

September 05 2014, 04:39 AM

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radicalfruit:

a-s-d-f-g-h-j-k-l-no:

gorillamunchies:

why does this make me feel mad

Because he’s considered powerful, and she’s considered a whore.

*shots fired*

September 05 2014, 03:52 AM

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The original script says “Lazarus goes into the machine, he’s 76.” And then I come out and it says “he emerges a blond Adonis.” And then I accepted the part, and they sent me the next version script that said “he emerges”.

September 05 2014, 03:06 AM

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zetsubonna:

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

flockofflamingos:

Old Spice ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

everyone go home this is the best one.

Also apparently they’ve reached over $50 MILLION IN DONATIONS this is freaking amazing ;___;

WHY IS HE SO PERFECT.
MOTHER OF PEARL.

Isaiah Mustafa is fucking flawless.

September 05 2014, 02:19 AM

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thatawkwardmelody:

friendship