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The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us

July 23 2014, 03:52 AM

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Filed Under:  simpsons  funny  

July 23 2014, 03:06 AM

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Filed Under:  cutiepie  fuck  cap am  

weepingrockrock:

ittybittymanatee:

it’s the kind of gifsets that makes me want to say to people who write/headcanon Steve as super awkward/uncomfortable/blushing forever “ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS, ARE YOU REALLY SURE, DO YOU WANT TO THINK THIS AGAIN”.

Yeah.

#oops there go my pants

July 23 2014, 02:19 AM

cinquespotted:

jingletribble:

jingletribble:

i’m bored while doing my latin homework i am this close to translating the opening monologue to star trek into classical latin someone stop me quick

caelum. finito terminalis. is cursus est de commissi navistella. sui legatio quintus-annus - munduses ignotus novus exploro. lux nova et cultus novus sequor. cedo audacius quatenus homonis aput iit.

I have a serious problem.

July 23 2014, 01:33 AM

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Filed Under:  sherlock  
lauralex:

Only the greatest box of matches to ever exist is all.

lauralex:

Only the greatest box of matches to ever exist is all.

July 23 2014, 12:47 AM

verrlust:

cfmartinandco:

theslytherinprefect:

b1kini-b0ttom:

verrlust:

Literally every girl that compliments me.

u r hot tho

you’re hot, for a human.

I would you for sure

You would what me for sure?¿?

verrlust:

cfmartinandco:

theslytherinprefect:

b1kini-b0ttom:

verrlust:

Literally every girl that compliments me.

u r hot tho

you’re hot, for a human.

I would you for sure

You would what me for sure?¿?

July 22 2014, 11:13 PM

July 22 2014, 10:27 PM

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Filed Under:  aos  avengers  

aspacebetween:

coulson waiting while women get shit done

Coulson thoroughly enjoying the BAMF women in his life doing what they do the way it’s supposed to be done.

July 22 2014, 08:54 PM

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Filed Under:  cutiepie  
romantic-dystopia:

Waris Ahluwalia by Erik Madigan Heck

romantic-dystopia:

Waris Ahluwalia by Erik Madigan Heck

July 22 2014, 07:21 PM

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Filed Under:  quote  typo  

July 22 2014, 06:35 PM

thebestfemale:

gallium-knight:

transhumanisticpanspermia:

mermaidsandmisandry:

“some scientists agree”. what does that mean. some scientists. that could be two scientists. two scientists agree. two agreeable scientists isnt very credible. do it again. more scientists.

image

this is my favorite post

"not ALL scientists"

July 22 2014, 05:48 PM

784 notes   •  VIA: queerly-it-is   •   SOURCE: figmentalism
Filed Under:  quote  

Okay, yes, you’re patient.
You’re patient, but you’re also greedy.
You want it. You want it all.
You want to be kissed so hard that it
virtually makes you weak in the knees,
turns your pulse rapid-fire.
You want to be held more firmly than
the bolts on the shed door
more steadily than the rickety kitchen table.
You want to be touched. You want to be felt all over.
You want soft hands, hungry hands
longing hands, ‘I-just-want-all-of-you’ hands.
You’re so ready. Jesus, you’re so much more than ready.
So what now? Why’s it taking so long?
You’ve spent too much time having dreams
about a boy you haven’t even met.
You’re carrying a love that feels like
the size of half of Jupiter in your stomach.
You’ve been carrying it for so long you’re not even sure
what to do with all that weight.
So what happens when he comes?
Will you be emptied of it? Will it peel off layer by layer?
Maybe all that love just feels a lot like armour.
Maybe you’ve been too busy preparing yourself for war.
Maybe he’ll come and strip you of the heavy steel
so all you’ll feel is skin, and only then you’ll realise
how soft everything is underneath all that desire.

July 22 2014, 05:03 PM

851 notes   •  VIA: queerly-it-is   •   SOURCE: tsadde
Filed Under:  greek myth  

tsadde:

I think some people must’ve thought Achilles to be so cruel for not burying Patroclus’ body because to do so was the equivalent of keeping his soul in a state of unrest, but then I think that Achilles must’ve heard so many stories, too. He must’ve heard of how Aphrodite heard Pygmalion’s cries and turned his statue, Gala, to life so that he could be with this woman whom he loved. He must’ve heard of Orpheus and Eurydice, and how Apollo had allowed Orpheus to go to the underworld and bring Eurydice from the dead if only he would not turn back to look at her while they escaped. And maybe he heard of Psyche, too, and how she fought so valiantly and found so much favor to be with Eros once more. 

And I think that’s partly why Achilles held onto Patroclus. There must’ve been a million reasons, but maybe Achilles was waiting for mercy. Maybe he was waiting for his story to turn. Maybe he was hoping for the gods to remember the age in which they were kinder and more understanding to the humans that toiled and heaved and cried beneath Olympus. There’s no patron god of mercy and second chances, but perhaps Achilles was hoping that he, holding onto his Patroclus, his everything, could incite that god or goddess into existence. 

July 22 2014, 04:15 PM

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Filed Under:  wow  nice  

Brilliant. 
Brilliant.